Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Faster than a speed Prius, More powerful that the super fund - its Kal Al

From the Onion's nutty goodness we read the saga of Kal Al, stranger from another world, son of Gore Al
  • "... radiation of a differently colored sun, causing him to develop abilities far beyond those of mortal men. ... faster than a speeding Prius, stronger than the existing Superfund program, and able to leap mountains of red tape in a single bound. These superpowers will sustain him in his never-ending battle against conservatives, wealthy industrialists, and other environmental supervillains."
Read on as Kal Al continues on his mission by fighting for truth, justice, and the American way elsewhere in the universe......

The Onion Kal Al

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