They Named that Toy What?!!!

ok, maybe not sci-fi or science but there are robots....soooooooooooooooo from the wildmen at Topless Robot 10 toys with really questionable names or product design. The video is a commercial for Ding-a-Lings, watch where the spy's camera is .....

10) Monster in My Pocket - from matchbox
9) Spongebob Squarepants Bikini Bottom Groom & Go - From Nickelodean
8) Smurf Punch Balls
7) Probe - from Parker Bros
6) Toypedo  - it looks more like a......OMG!
5) Ding-a-Lings
4) Ballbuster - From  Meego ...just go see the video...oh hell yess they knew!
3) Belly Bongo - yep there is a video...WTF!!!
2) Balzac  - Yep the commercial says it all turn up the fun with Balzac

and the number one most outrageously named toy goes to....


1) Pull-Along Cock & Pull-Along Pussy - oh come on! really? REALLY!???? What a legacy huh? If you had one as a kid you can give it to yours....yes they can have the same cock and Pussy puller you had as a child....makes me all....teary....

Honest to God Star Wars Toy!?

On the hunt for gifts that I can give to friends that are true Star Wars fans, an web search brought me this "gem"  so artfully name Star Wars Destroyed Alderaan Playset!

As you can see from the photo I found on-site that said play set is for all intents a box of not even rocks but what appears to be slag from a coke furnace!   I guess for the Star Wars fan that has everything - a bag of toasted coal!  yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaie!

Sorry I don't have a price list or for that matter anyone "really" selling it...lmao

RC 1701-d yep, you heard correctly!

Oh kiddies, tell me with a straight face that you DON'T want one of these sweet rc fliers.



not cheap, but not expensive....available in 2009 All I want to know is who is going to be stand up enough to pre-order my Christmas present!

Worst Squirtgun I have EVER SEEN!

According to a posting on SFSignals This has to be the worst Batman squirt toy ever.

Is it science fiction? Well Batman has some really cool stuff, but this is just funny and just so WRONG!

Click for graphic...no I am not going to put it up here!