The
Wil Wheaton Project
Yeah,
that Wil Wheaton, (Wesley Crusher) has a new series on the former sci-fi
channel. He actually isn’t doing too bad of a job either. The first episode he
was kind of stiff, but loosened up in the second, and in the third tonight he
seems to have hit his stride. The show itself isn’t half bad either. I read a
description somewhere (on IMDb maybe in the comment section or something), that
describes it as a Tosh.O for nerds. Couldn’t describe it better myself really. Maybe
to say that it doesn’t get as sick as Tosh.O does and is a bit more light
hearted over all. It’s a decent show, and well worth the watch. Below is a link
to the Hulu page where they post the episodes online. If you haven’t seen it,
catch up. Felicia Day that was the star of the hit web series “The Guild” was
on the second episode. And he did give a warning. Watch the show or the ones in
charge will replace him with hillbilly ghost hunters. That is reason enough in my
book to tune in every week at every showing.
ANIME
STUFF
Well,
where to start. Let’s start with what looks like bad news coming in 2015. The
Intruder is back. For those that don’t remember, and you had better or hang
your head in shame, or for those that don’t know, I wanted to slap the living
you know what out of people at Cartoon Network. This was back in the time of
the original Toonami, and the original Tom (Toonami Operations Module). Tom was
the host then as he is now, but a different Tom. The first Tom was killed by
The Intruder, and the second Tom was born.
We are now up to Tom 5.0, and the best since Tom 1.0. Tom 4.0 is not
discussed by me, as I think they were all on acid at that time. I’ll give you
two links here for this. The first leads to you tube and the original Intruder
story. The second leads to the toonami wiki site and tells the history of
Tom. And you know what. If they feel
such a need to wipe out TOM again, then why not just get a live host for
toonami. Animation is expensive anyway. So I vote for Elvira to be hired as
host. Seriously, with Attack On Titan and people being torn in half and eaten
by much bigger naked people, she’d fit right in now. In other words, STOP
KILLING OFF TOMS YOU SMEGGERS. They’ll probably blow up the Absolution, (the
ship), again too.
And
now for what is definitely much better news. On Sunday, June 15th, you’ll want to
stay tuned in to cartoon Network after the new Robot Chicken episode. Rick and
Morty won’t be returning till the end of the year or early next year, so if you
were hoping for that, not happening yet, unfortunately. But another great show
is returning for a fourth season of 6
episodes. And it looks to be another wild ride. I am of course talking about
what has to be the most pleasant to be in prison in the universe, SUPERJAIL. It’ll
wake up all your senses, right before shutting them down. It looks to be more
back toward the first two season’s fun of flesh stripping, run amok mayhem and
gore we all came to love it for. 10.5 minutes of desensitizing violence and
gore and death and a self-hating love for people that 98% of should have been
wiped from the universe long ago. If you haven’t seen Superjail, you have to
see it. You either love it or hate it basically. I love it. There is a reason it
is done in only short episodes. The links
will take you to the page with new season info and preview, and the second will
take you to the Adult Swim site, where they have finally returned all the
episodes of everything where they should be. I believe them. I think they all
went on a freaking acid trip there for a few years. Yeah, taking down episodes
really helps your web site. What a bunch of gits.
And
two more things. The first is short and to the point. An artist in South Korea
needs an ass kicking. He used our Super Hero, Spidey yet of all people, for a
piece of art on a side of a building with spidey bent backwards with a hard…..
Well you get it. Seriously, people, I am telling you. Maybe it’s too late.
Maybe the time for running amok is already past, and it’s just hopeless now.
Here’s the link to the perversity.
And last of course is what I titled this
one. Where in the blue blazing 9 million hells of (insert whatever myth suits
you here), are the bleeding manuals for things now days. Some of us aren’t born
with a freaking chip in our heads, yet.
There
was a time when a computer manual was too thick, and covered stuff no normal operator
would ever even attempt to try. Okay, maybe not so big a deal with a computer,
as the new ones now usually almost self-set up. But let’s go on.
Anyone
out there see a real manual for your smart phone? And I am not talking looking
the freaking thing up on the internet.
And
what about tablets, etc.
Here
is my point on this. Manuals should be a part of everything for a simple
reason. If you are trying to fix a problem on your tablet, phone, wtf ever, and
you have no net access for whatever reason. So, what now? No manual. No answers
except by experimenting, which can lead to some very unwanted results at times.
Not to mention it becomes a real fun situation when you are trying to repair
something on your comp, etc, and using an online manual jumping back and forth
trying to follow a set of instructions that are written that long and drawn out
I am convinced just to make life difficult. I can come up with multiple
situations where a manual is needed. Here’s an idea.
Get
these people to realize that no one is going to keep up with tech now. Seriously.
We were great at video games when they came out. But then the next line of tech
came out. And it moves faster and stronger all the time. Kids are born into
tech now that is changing as fast as each new micro generation is born. In 20
years, the kids that are born now, will be saying the same things. And by then
a manual will be unheard of.
So
when you think about it, we are headed for a time when manuals will truly be
obsolete, as the advent of tech will enable a direct connection to the net for
instant information, and that is not far away.
So
now I make my biggest point. In 20 years, all of us that grew up watching Giant
robot, Marine boy, Speed Racer, etc, are going to need a manual. A manual to
figure out how to communicate with what we are creating now. Pretty soon text
stuff will become actual words, such as LOL being not spelled but spoken as an actual word, and
the same with other words and phrases as we butcher the language into something incoherent. There is advancement of language, and
then there is the de-evolvement of language. We are not advancing it. We are not stagnating it. Guess what that leaves?
So,
if someone out there has the time. I would really appreciate that manual of how
to communicate with the rest of the country in 20 years.
You
know what. Go ahead and write the manual up, and get it printed for all my
fellows out there. I think I’ll just pass. When we get to where I can’t
understand the idiots anymore at all, then I won’t have to deal with them
either. So you know what. You’ve already thrown out all the other manuals we
need for stuff we buy, including any and all video game manuals you cheap
%*%$#%*^%%^&^%^…, so just forget this one too. Damn thing would probably be
illegible by the time it got written anyway.