Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Man From Future Try to Halt LHC Experiments

Oh man, I couldn't make this up if I tried! It seems an oddly dressed man was arrested for disrupting the normal operation of the Large Hadron Collider. His statement said he was from the future and was trying to prevent the LHC from destroying Earth. And how did Eloi Cole disrupt operations? Why by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment’s vending machines, that's how. To be fair this was not his first attempt. Mr. Cole's first attempt took the form of a sandwich dropped into the works. Yes - THAT sandwich......

Oh it gets weirder! From the article:
  • Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in trash bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his ‘time machine power unit’, a device that resembled a kitchen blender.
Mountain Dew.... Blender.... he might be onto something here.....

4 comments:

Rosehippi said...

I guess we won't know for sure untill we get there...

Beam Me Up said...

I just can't figure out if it's Mountain Dew IN the blender that is the thing missing...cause the trash just wasn't cutting it.....

Tim said...

I'm still trying to figure out how he got back here if the Earth was destroyed...

Beam Me Up said...

Ah Tim, always the pragmatist....
It is a good point though lmao....