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Sunday, March 25, 2012

Has Your Brain Been Hacked?

In my mailbox today comes a message from Ron. Now Ron is certainly that counter influence in a world that is trying desperately trying to find equilibrium. Ron's message contains nothing but two enigmatic addresses. So what am I supposed to do with this info...? huh? Walk away? Oh fat chance! Nyet! Nein! I am in the deap end of the pool feet first before you can say AVG....

It would seem that several years ago, there was a burgeoning industry catering to potential customers who were concerned that their cerebral tissue was under surveillance or outright attack. To that end the first place I visited was the (quite possibly with tongue firmly planted in cheek) AFDB or the Aluminum Foil Deflector Beenie. Touted as An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control. We are treated to what an AFDB is to detailed instructions for building your own. I am especially keen on the construction page's step seven which gives instructions in easily to follow pictographs detailing affixing the AFDB to your cranium. There is even an AFDB Usage and Maintenance section! A truly brilliant and well thought out site.

The next url took me to Mind Guard subtitled psychotronic mind control protection. Glad I got that cleared up. Again we are served (pun? what pun) up either a brilliantly funny page or an insanely paranoid page. Mind Guard is computer software it would seem which is proudly touted as software for the Amiga and now Linux (Use Linux because THEY don't want you to)

Here is a piece of paranoid brilliance from the MindGuard page:

  • MindGuard offered Amiga-using paranoids the world over a new opportunity to think free of evil influences using advanced Active Anti-Psychotronic (AAP) software, theretofore only available to mind-control agents and paranoid millionaires.
Oh my,  the person who set up the MindGuard page needs to gets some sort of award.  It IS that wildly entertaining (oh that's going to get me letters) and so full of boogah boogah  gona getya wonderfulness that I am sure you will be able to find much more than I did with just a cursory looktru.  Check both of the sites out and see what you can glean.  Enjoy