uhhh Brighton.... we have a problem.....

I would say that someone had a serious problem with there job during the Christmas season. I suggest NOT watching the video if you are easily offended. oh and uh, Merry xmas!

60s Gift Ideas from Remington & Boing Boing

Ok, I know it ain't science fiction....well if you take it literally it could be... but you know...its Christmas, this is a great Christmas suggestion.

Top 10 Most Obvious Signs Santa is a Klingon

From Julia Huston's Sci-Fi Blog

10. Huge red hat hides bumpy forehead.

9. Button eyes on dolls a choking hazard because "the weak have no place in 'playing house.'"

8. Inescapable playing of carols for one month actually a little-known torture technique from the Klingon Rite of Ascension.

7. Jack boots.

6. Nintendo II just a high-tech kiddie simulation of famous battles where the Empire reined triumphant.

5. Donner is a targ in drag.

4. Hey, he chooses to rough it out at the North Pole.

3. Penchant for whipping the reindeer even when they're already flying fast enough to reach every household in the world in just one night.

2. Climbing down through the chimney an infamous Klingon infiltration strategy.

1. 41,879,324 lumps of coal.