The Chronicles Of Shannara
(Or how to rape a great
fantasy to death). I read the first four books, and as this is based
at least partly on Elfstones, lets just go with that. To put it
simply, Brooks sold out, entirely. His novel, his characters,
everything is practically unrecognizable.
Wil is entirely too
muscular, and not the Wil of the books in any manner except name.
Same goes for most of these characters, if they can be called that.
Amberle was not at first
repulsed by the Elcrys, but accepted and even enjoyed the visions and
communication at first. Plus they are the chosen, not the strongest
in a run amok blinded foot race.
As for Allanon, Haven't
seen hide nor hair of that man. Not even a whisper, except for the
foolish belief in that fake running around. Allanon is not covered in
carved tattoos, and he is over seven feet tall, angular featured, and
frankly, just terrifying as all get out. And that is how his friends
see him. This is a man that would make a Z fighter think twice. And
they give us some fool, that isn't even six feet tall, and looks like
he is still carrying baby fat on his face. The guy looks great for an
adventure part, but not for this. No Allanon, no Shannara, that
simple.
I was one of the smart
ones. Once I heard it was that channel, I pretty much knew this would
be turned into some dippy teen-aged twilight wanna be teen angst
silliness. And so it is.
And this takes place
thousands of years after we destroyed ourselves in a chemical and
nuclear war. So why are we playing Walking Dead ignorance in this.
Helicopter in the forest in the open clearing and still has the rotor
attached”? And a flat bed truck also that believe it or not, must
have had all of it's tires made from plastic and not rubber. Damn
things even still appeared to have air in them.
And I could go on, but I
won't. This entire deal is one big farce, appealing only to the
common denominator of childish silliness and ignorance, with the true
plot, concept, and legend tossed to the four winds like so much dust.
Brooks should be slapped into silliness, and as for that channel,
they should be put on the same sun routed ship as Tranks. I'm giving it a 2, and think I am being generous with that.
Star Trek??????
Here is the link to the
trailer if you haven't seen it. Not looking good, but lets hope this
is wrong what everyone is thinking. It is looking like that idiot
Abrams is attempting to turn it into some loony action movie. ST is
for thinking, which is why so many highly intelligent people watched
it. Hawking, Martin Luther King, etc etc. It isn't Star Wars, it
isn't Fast and Furious in space, it isn't wrasslin fantasy. If they
want super filled action sequence for a movie, and that is all they
want, then please remove the sacred name of Trek from it, and ship
off to the lunatics that have never learned to think in this world.
The SW and wrasslin crowd comes to mind. Here's the link folks. Lets
hope the entire movie doesn't follow the disastrous course we are
fearing it will. If it does, then we need to pack Abrams on that sun
routed ship as well.
2 comments:
Regarding Trek:
I caught the trailer on Star Trek.com a few weeks ago. I was appalled! This is the 50th anniversary of a cultural event that has actually altered the way that so many of us perceive the universe in which we exist. Star Trek can not be reduced to just another over-the-top, stunt filled, mindless action extravaganza with more CGI than just plain "I" as in intelligence. I just might wait for the CBS series next year and skip the movie!
Yours truly.
btonym (I hope the trailer is simply a bad practical joke.)
I know what you mean. When I first saw that trailer I thought WTF. (Plus they stole one of my ship designs the smegs. I used a special laser cutting winged fighters once in my game. But even we didn't just slam through ships).
And I re-watched the last so called Shannara episode again. The damn tires were still inflated. I want those freaking tires for my truck. Screw it, I want that truck.Machine or not, any vehicle that lasts that long, has some secret of immortality in it's gears somewhere.
MTV sucks, and I am so afraid that Star Trek is now going to join it there.
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